Janet: I just thought it would make you fancy me.
Jonny: I do fancy you.
Janet: No, you don’t. You never touch my arm.
Jonny: I touch your arm everytime I pick you up off the pavement on Friday nights.
Janet: Yeah, well, you don’t stroke my hair.
Jonny: I hold it back for you when you’re vomiting in the toilet. And I make you something garlicky for tea when you’re going to a club and there might be men there.
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”