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scaryclara:

i began by saying “yo” sarcastically, now it’s how i start half of my sentences 

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Janet: I just thought it would make you fancy me.

Jonny: I do fancy you.

Janet: No, you don’t. You never touch my arm.

Jonny: I touch your arm everytime I pick you up off the pavement on Friday nights.

Janet: Yeah, well, you don’t stroke my hair.

Jonny: I hold it back for you when you’re vomiting in the toilet. And I make you something garlicky for tea when you’re going to a club and there might be men there.

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 
(via shanneninwonderland)
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queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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